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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:

1. Howard kissed you:
Stand up on my tip toes so he could reach my lips, instead of kissing the top of my head. (That man is tall!)

2. Vince kissed you:
Shriek, jump up onto him and kiss him again.

3. Naboo kissed you:
I'd feel like a pedo. He looks like a lil boy. Unless he takes off the Shaman costume and grows some face fur, then it's all good.

4. Fossil kissed you:
Throw up.

5. You were in charge of the Zoo:
Christmas lights year round.

6. Miss Giddeon called you fat:
Pull her bun off.

8. You became a shaman:
I'd fly around on my magic rug constantly!

9. You were asked to join the Mighty Boosh:
I would become the target of many a female's shit list for being the only female in the Boosh team.

10. You had to choose between electro and jazz funk:
ELECTRO.


CRUSH TEST:

1. You love Vince, Howard, Fossil, Giddeon, Bollo, Johnny TwoHats, The Hitcher, Naboo, Jack, Charlie Gum, or any other character in the series?
Vince, Howard, Nabooboo, Charlie, Saboo, Kirk, Nana

2. Would you kiss them?
I'd kiss Vince, Howard, Saboo, and Kirk would get a kiss on the top of his head.

3. Would you hug them?
I would squeeze Kirk half to death. Vince would get a hug, Howard would get an air-hug or a forced hug, since he doesn't like to be touched.. Saboo would probably reject my hug. ;__;

4. Would you sleep with them?
Most definitely. Save for Kirk. Mostly because of his erotic adventures. He'd probably give me some tropical space STD.

5. Would you marry them?
Well, Vince and Howard are so gay for each other, that's not an option..

6. Would hate them?
But I'd marry/kiss/hug/sleep with them, why would I hate them?

7. Would you dump them?
Howard and Vince would dump me for each other. ;__;

8. Would you rape them?
Hm.. Nah. I'm not into that. Forced hugs on Howard are alright though.

9. Would you have tea with them?
Absolutely. I'd set everything up like a little girl's tea party and require my guests to dress up in their prettiest and finest.

10. Would you invite a panda to come with you?
But the panda would take Vince away. D:

BASIC KNOWLEDGE TEST:

1. Who is the King of the mods?
Vince

2. What is Charlie Gum's story? And is it intelligent or retarded?
Charlie melted on a sidewalk in San Francisco and the voodoo alligator scraped him off into a soup ladle and brought him to Antarctica. Charlie whirred around sucking up Inuits and suffocating them inside himself on accident, so he used them as bullets to shoot the voodoo alligator, then had a cold drink with iced gator balls and spent the rest of his life putting small wigs on trumpets, wrenches and cowboy boots.

I think I got most of it. And it's brilliant!

3. Did Bollo die?
Clearly he didn't.

4. Who has been known for his shining mirror balls?
The trash guy with mirror ball balls.

5. Where did Vince get his red cowboy boots from?
Pickles from Metalocalypse. Or Axl Rose.

6. Does Johnny Two Hats get another hat later?
Uh.. Yes?

7. What gem is compared to the size of a toddler's head briefly?
That blue one that Mr. Explorer Man almost found in the tundra. And I believe it was a school boy's head.

8. Is Fossil able to get all the animals names right? Without the talk box?
Heavens no. He needs a label maker. 'Cause clearly the signs in front of each cage aren't enough for him.

9. How did Howard defeat the kangaroo?
Punched him in the balls.

10. How does the Sandpaper man get gloves?
Vince gives them to him.

RANDOMNESS/RESPONSE TEST:

1. Howard has taken a liking to wearing a bra.
To hold his moobs in place because the man corset he got from Lester wasn't doing the trick.

2. Naboo is technically doing acts of incest.
Well Naboo and Vince aren't related, even if the actors are. But that would be nasty.

3. You have to rub sunscreen on Vince's hair at the beach.
Head hair, chest hair, leg hair, or other hair?

4. Fossil dances naked over the Russian Bear cage in front of students visitting the zoo.
GOD WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THAT IMAGE??

5. The Hitcher threatens you with his very large thumb.
I'd summon the soul of jazz to distract him while I run away.

6. Jazzfunk and Electro mix together.
Oh christ.. A musical nightmare.

7. You are asked to make your own crimp.
I'd suck hard. I can't rhyme to save my life.

8. You are lost in a forest and a monkey wants to steal your face because you are a man.
But I'm a woman D:

9. A blind white man thinks hes black.
He doesn't know the difference, let him believe.

10. You are sentenced to a Hubba Bubba nightmare.
BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING CHARLIE, I SWEAR!! D8

THE END:

Any questions?
Now tag anyone on DeviantArt you think can answer this.
Post this on your journal as 'Boosh Tag'

Uh.. I tag whoever thinks they know the Boosh enough to do this/understand what the questions mean and what I was talking about xD

Okay, so, I'm studying Sexual Behavior and Responses~ in my Psychology class right now, and the description of sex in my book is just.. Wow. The unsexiest sex ever. I know it's a textbook so they don't want it reading like a porn novel or anything, but I'm downright impressed with how boring it sounds.

"Excitement Phase
Vasocongestion (the unsexy starts right at the beginning of the sentence!) during the excitement phase can cause erection in young men as soon as 3 to 8 seconds after sexual stimulation begins. The scrotal skin also thickens, becoming less baggy. The testes increase in size and become lubricated."

God, thrilling. That's not even the best part. Oh no, the best is yet to come! Tee hee. "Come". 8D

"Orgasmic Phase
The orgasmic phase in the male consists of two stages of muscular contractions. In the first stage, semen collects at the base of the penis. The internal sphincter of the urinary bladder prevents urine from mixing with semen. In the second stage, muscle contractions propel the ejaculate out of the body.

Orgasm in the female is characterized by 3 to 15 contractions of the pelvic muscles that surround the vaginal barrel."


I have never before read such unsexy sex. Of course.. I've never heard a vagina compared to a barrel either. Good job to the authors of my textbook for making sex boring! 8D

Okay, so I was browsing the web for pictures of women in the kitchen circa the 1950s because my mom wants to restyle the kitchen in a parody of the 1950s because she's a big dork like that.. And she wants pictures of ads from the 50s, so I was looking those up for her, and I found this incredible bit of news from the 50s, which actually has nothing to do with kitchens.

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From Jet Magagazine, Oct 29, 1953

..Wow. I.. wow. That left me absolutely stunned speechless. Just.. WHAT?? I can hardly believe this, it just seems too absurd!

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Sign the petition! Spread it around! Tell your friends, tell you parents, tell your pets! Tell everyone you know, and get them to sign this petition to stop MTV from remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show!


Do I honestly think this will work? No. I don't. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna just sit by and watch the Hollywood movie machine fuck up something else I love.

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I TOLD YOU. I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WAS SCARY!




In other news, 'Saints of Los Angeles' is my new anthem. I need a Motley Crue poster or flag so I can fly it from my wall and greet the day by saluting a flag and singing an anthem I can believe in.