Okay, so, I'm studying Sexual Behavior and Responses~ in my Psychology class right now, and the description of sex in my book is just.. Wow. The unsexiest sex ever. I know it's a textbook so they don't want it reading like a porn novel or anything, but I'm downright impressed with how boring it sounds.

"Excitement Phase
Vasocongestion (the unsexy starts right at the beginning of the sentence!) during the excitement phase can cause erection in young men as soon as 3 to 8 seconds after sexual stimulation begins. The scrotal skin also thickens, becoming less baggy. The testes increase in size and become lubricated."

God, thrilling. That's not even the best part. Oh no, the best is yet to come! Tee hee. "Come". 8D

"Orgasmic Phase
The orgasmic phase in the male consists of two stages of muscular contractions. In the first stage, semen collects at the base of the penis. The internal sphincter of the urinary bladder prevents urine from mixing with semen. In the second stage, muscle contractions propel the ejaculate out of the body.

Orgasm in the female is characterized by 3 to 15 contractions of the pelvic muscles that surround the vaginal barrel."


I have never before read such unsexy sex. Of course.. I've never heard a vagina compared to a barrel either. Good job to the authors of my textbook for making sex boring! 8D